Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

November 20, 2009 by admin · 25 Comments
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From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.

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25 Responses to “Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs”
  1. AcousticTyGuy Says:

    hahaha at the familiar greeting at 1:20

  2. louiswho Says:

    lotions gone up 3 points! buy buy buy!
    rimjobs down 6 points! SELL SELL SELL!

  3. butaicho Says:

    Hahahaha, Thats funny as hell.
    betta, check yo six , m’fuka !

  4. padgetsf Says:

    moving on to some happier news in atlanta today: two snitches were beaten to death

  5. kelt22100 Says:

    LOL

  6. NeverAloneForever Says:

    More people need to hear of Onion.

  7. rushnut1958 Says:

    Lord help me, THAT is hilarious!

  8. gremlin66n Says:

    “this morning I got stabbed with a sharpened toothbrush by this creep Jango who was trying to crib my supply. that’s OK I fucked him up bad in the Library…but the market’s going to be like that for awhile.”
    LOL I love you Onion News…

  9. thesparitan Says:

    yeah i know i do that sometimes

  10. assfault88 Says:

    Oh, alright. It was just ambiguous the way you wrote it.

  11. thesparitan Says:

    well because i didnt say that

    what i said was its strange that very few people know how to spell it. i do but thats because i practiced trying to spell it, because its happens to be a difficult word. I was trying to correct his spelling without being a grammar Nazi or trying to insult him, and pointing out that most people misspell it and its nothing to feel sorry about.

  12. assfault88 Says:

    Oh… so why do you think it’s strange if you know its origins?

  13. thesparitan Says:

    i think most of us read that story in school.
    its as popular as sisyphus. everyone knows it.

  14. assfault88 Says:

    That’s funny, thumbs up for you! Unfortunately you already had two down…

  15. assfault88 Says:

    Not when you know its origin: from the Greek name ”Narcissus”, of a mythological man who was in love with himself. Hence the word’s meaning.

  16. johnnyb34434 Says:

    hahahahhaahahahhaahahhahaahahha?

  17. LeonhartSquall93 Says:

    Ladies and gentlemen: Individuals like this are why YouTube is considered the ass of the internet.

  18. drunkfux1 Says:

    1:20 guy from The Postman

  19. hoho330 Says:

    You’re a fucking idiot.

  20. thesparitan Says:

    i geuss thats true

    narcissistic,i had to look it up. i always misspell that word. so do most people, i dont know why. its a strange word

  21. dgdbg Says:

    i think that believing you are surrounded by people with the brain power of potatoes is a pretty good reason to get upset :P (even though you have to be a narcistic moron to think it anyway)

  22. dgdbg Says:

    i guess there is no need for me to point out the irony of telling him to ,,go get a life” and then saying ,, go kill yourself” , is there?

  23. LeadLead Says:

    Who said this isn’t real? They interviewed a guy in prison and he was wearing proper prison clothes. I say its real.

  24. Darkozl Says:

    This is the biggest failed attempt at trolling I’ve ever seen. You are so obvious.

  25. pocketfullofstones24 Says:

    meanwhile in Atlanta two snitches were beaten to death lol it had to be Atlanta




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