Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.
From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.
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November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
hahaha at the familiar greeting at 1:20
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
lotions gone up 3 points! buy buy buy!
rimjobs down 6 points! SELL SELL SELL!
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Hahahaha, Thats funny as hell.
betta, check yo six , m’fuka !
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
moving on to some happier news in atlanta today: two snitches were beaten to death
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
LOL
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
More people need to hear of Onion.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Lord help me, THAT is hilarious!
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
“this morning I got stabbed with a sharpened toothbrush by this creep Jango who was trying to crib my supply. that’s OK I fucked him up bad in the Library…but the market’s going to be like that for awhile.”
LOL I love you Onion News…
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
yeah i know i do that sometimes
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Oh, alright. It was just ambiguous the way you wrote it.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
well because i didnt say that
what i said was its strange that very few people know how to spell it. i do but thats because i practiced trying to spell it, because its happens to be a difficult word. I was trying to correct his spelling without being a grammar Nazi or trying to insult him, and pointing out that most people misspell it and its nothing to feel sorry about.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Oh… so why do you think it’s strange if you know its origins?
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
i think most of us read that story in school.
its as popular as sisyphus. everyone knows it.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
That’s funny, thumbs up for you! Unfortunately you already had two down…
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Not when you know its origin: from the Greek name ”Narcissus”, of a mythological man who was in love with himself. Hence the word’s meaning.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
hahahahhaahahahhaahahhahaahahha?
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Ladies and gentlemen: Individuals like this are why YouTube is considered the ass of the internet.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
1:20 guy from The Postman
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
You’re a fucking idiot.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
i geuss thats true
narcissistic,i had to look it up. i always misspell that word. so do most people, i dont know why. its a strange word
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
i think that believing you are surrounded by people with the brain power of potatoes is a pretty good reason to get upset
(even though you have to be a narcistic moron to think it anyway)
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
i guess there is no need for me to point out the irony of telling him to ,,go get a life” and then saying ,, go kill yourself” , is there?
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Who said this isn’t real? They interviewed a guy in prison and he was wearing proper prison clothes. I say its real.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
This is the biggest failed attempt at trolling I’ve ever seen. You are so obvious.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am
meanwhile in Atlanta two snitches were beaten to death lol it had to be Atlanta