Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.

Obama To Hold Performance Review With All American Workers

The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we’re all on the same page going forward. … Politics News Room barack obama onion politics economy jobs recession work office boss

Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show

Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3000 will get the axe!